I am going to asterisk this post. Love those asterisks. *I woke up to eight inches of wet snow stretching out the SS’s bed cover. Not only will this keep us out of work for a few days, it will keep things sloppy for a week *Christi from Penor y Associates dropped a multi-hundred dollar bomb on ASI. We will see…my second favorite Eve thinks I may be able to take this bullshit on in house. *The North Side Nine (Chicago Cubs, asses) lost to the Reds. Moreover, the Tribune Company announced that they will sell the franchise at the end of the season…for a profit nearing 680 million dollars. It looks like this guy had better sign a contract while the club has money. Go Zambrano, even though you let Dunn hit two monster shots this afternoon.

*I am ninety percent sure that I am developing an intolerance to lactose. *I cannot beat the hot chick on Tiger Woods ‘07 for Wii. It is however a skins match, which makes me smile.

I love yard bird. Before

After

I am all that is man.

If I have a prejudice, it is an uneasiness regarding the French-Canadians. Observe: [Flash video - no longer available]
Pee Wee Hockey Brawl - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!This little Barry Melrose-ish dude wipes out both a teammate, twice, and a foe, and then nearly shits his hockey pants scrambling away from the scene. Question: where are the hockey sticks in this hockey match?

Dave, Chuck Chizzlah, and I are currently being snowed out of our latest fence project. Blah blah blah, Montana weather, blah blah blah. I realized that I have yet to post a picture of the newest addition to my Federline look, courtesy of Twig from Hart & Huntington at the Palms.

I think I should quit while I am ahead. Three nerd-ass tattoos are plenty.

I wonder if Hammer has seen bouncerblog.com. I guarantee this is one of his strongest channels of exposure. Enjoy this fine and confusing mash-up. Can’t touch that.

Remember this guy? Well, he is still at it.

Pimpin’ all over the mall.

Double up…I love this guy.

Back from Vegas; sort of broke. Landscape time.

[Flash video - no longer available]I think I would shit if this dude came rolling past me sideways. I keep looking for Boss Hogg and Kooter.

While B.O.B. is waiting for his “I am actually not Larry Bird. I am however his brother, Terry Bird” mustache to darken, I am waiting for Spring to spring.

Nice vest Joe.