I found myself at the mall this afternoon with some time to kill while waiting for a few bouncerblog.com shirts to be put together. An hour wait? Get real ShirtWorks. I found some entertaining things; J P has a whole line of cell phone antenna charms at the Verizon kiosk. Sgt. Tim enjoys chili and bread bowls. On to the pics. While enjoying a regular combo at Famous Wok (props on the name) I noticed this rock star food court pimpin. The poor burrito shop employee was taking some serious passes from an athletic chap from Foot Locker…bellied up to the ol’ burrito bar. ~Tip: change, then spit game. Scene two. Tom Green and Andy Dick are two comedians that I absolutely fucking hate. Tom Green did have a skit on his short-lived MTV show that was hilarious, involving a megaphone and a woman dressed in purple. That popped into my head as a purple sweatshirt/sweatpants combo strolled past me…almost distracting me from the gentleman behind her, wearing a striking navy blue sweatshirt/sweatpants combo. ~“Just doin’ a little shoppin’. In my sweats. I wonder if they sell sweats in this mall?” I love the mall.

[Flash video - no longer available]Somebody leaked Federline’s Super Bowl commercial two hours ago. Try to tell me that K-Fed does not have talent. Rollin’ VIP. Deb Eve…this one is for you by the way…J-Fed? yo who got it better than me federline on the block rollin vip sick whip thick rims fat rocks i got em shinin like a superstar from top to bottom you need a shuga daddy i’m your mack and if you need a dolla holla cause i got a whole stack what…rollin v.i.p what…rollin v.i.p…what…

Sweetest jacket: Most innovative use of coaxial cable, automotive:

[Google Video - no longer available] My children will do this trick in ninja costumes.

Stanley Rhein, inventor of Mad Libs died today. He was seventy-poop years old. -Amir B.

This would have made for a pretty good Christmas card. I really like the direction that this blog is headed. Real shitty photoshop work.