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Breaking K-Fed!!!

[Flash video - no longer available]Somebody leaked Federline’s Super Bowl commercial two hours ago. Try to tell me that K-Fed does not have talent. Rollin’ VIP. Deb Eve…this one is for you by the way…J-Fed? yo who got it better than me federline on the block rollin vip sick whip thick rims fat rocks i got em shinin like a superstar from top to bottom you need a shuga daddy i’m your mack and if you need a dolla holla cause i got a whole stack what…rollin v.i.p what…rollin v.i.p…what…

Weekend Awards

Sweetest jacket:

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Most innovative use of coaxial cable, automotive:

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Weird Kid

[Google Video - no longer available] My children will do this trick in ninja costumes.

Par-tay

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Mahna Mahna

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Words of Wisdom

Stanley Rhein, inventor of Mad Libs died today. He was seventy-poop years old. -Amir B.

Keep Em Coming

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Why Not?

This would have made for a pretty good Christmas card.

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I really like the direction that this blog is headed. Real shitty photoshop work.

Alf

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House Explostion

Breaking this story…

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This is a cell phone pic taken by my buddy Bailly from the Smith’s parking lot forty minutes ago. Low resolution, but you can see how big that fireball is. He was trying to take a picture of the flames, and happened to get some Beirut footage. Take that Chronicle.