One heavily hyphenated compound word: weird-beard-weekend

Some of the writers for CollegeHumor are terrific. This one had me rolling. New Ways to Give the FingerMy personal favorite is the Usual Suspects. Later players.

We have had some creepy, boozed up, Buick driving Santas-for-pay show up to the Swanson Family Christmas shindigs over the years. They, however, have nothing on this guy. [Google Video - no longer available] “We want Santa…We want Santa…We want Santa” I just hope that was his pickup he lit up.

I desperately want a wii. Watch this vid…wait for the end.

Take this Stone Phillips… He is somewhere up there with John Stossel and that dude who works the sex stings. Hard Hitting.

Is holidaytree the PC term? Dave is selling trees this year, which found Chuck Chisslah and I tramping around the Bridger Mountains looking for a few gems. It turns out that the Baxter Hotel required a “fuller” tree than Southwest MT could provide…if anyone would like to purchase an eighteen footer give Morrison a ring. Also, if anyone wants to buy Morrison a better goddamn chainsaw feel free to do so. I may or may not have thrown this hunk of shit somewhere between three and two dozen times this summer while building various stair features across our picturesque valley. Here is a pic of said valley heading south from the mountains. Not a very good one at that.

Classic shirt courtesy of Matty G: Go Cats.

Heroics. Check out this link

Who throws a bar stool? Really? Who fractures a vertebrae sleeping? Really? As Grif’s face is essentially back to normal, Voy a.k.a. FreemoFoShoMo, and I are both down for stints on the pine. I am eagerly awaiting my ER bill as to know how bad of an ass kicking Steve-o is to receive, and Freemee is not so eagerly awaiting several months of PT to correct the most obscure injury of all time.

It turns out Jon hit the arcade in celebration of his win. Turns out.