This could easily be a clip of Grif. Or of me. Or of Josh. X-mas with bouncerblog.comMake sure you have the volume up and enjoy.

Q) What do you do when you are traveling abroad and find your self quare in the middle of a racket? The maid accuses your traveling mates of stealing a woven tissue holder? The security guard lets a burglar into your vista? A) You suggest to Russ that he upper deck the mother fuckers. Lordhavemercy.

After a long day of getting robbed, blasting a dude in the head with a haymaker clear from Montana, and getting robbed once again, I personally like to throw my feet up and crack into a cool Swizzle. J-Swizzle in the place to be. Lordhavemercy

Walking on sea water riddled tile steps with a belly full of overproof rum (rum and butt) may or may not result in a hematoma in Jamaica. Lordhavemercy.

See you all in a week. I hope I run across a live connection on my travels, but if not… Ol’ Bird Flu and I will catch up with you all in about a week.

This is courtesy of the Bozeman Daily Chronicle. I hope this is a sign that they re-hired the old police report author…these things used to be hilarious. **“Two men on West College Street were pushing each other and yelling. Officers stopped them. They said they were really good friends and that their method of communication was normal in their home country.”**Where are these dudes from? I want to visit. My favorite of all time was the report that a bear was “cited” outside of town. I hope they provided the bear legal counsel.

Here you go. Another stupid-assed kid clip. Pay special attention to his stocky dance move approximately 1/3 of the way through the clip. It is a crotch thrust of some sort, followed by a brief “oh shit what now” pause, finished with some lovely twirls. Enjoy.

I can’t imagine that they caught you by surprise with this bad boy. The picture looks to be less than spontaneous.

Bouncer Bob…a.k.a. Larry Bird Swanny from the Block…a.k.a Justin Justache

It is March. Happy March. Coming off our first month of declining numbers, bouncerblog.com is still going strong. Though Hatshop (I am working with hospitalpantshop or perhaps bluepaperpantshop) Tony is banged up, and Grif is second-guessing our mustache tradition, I am keeping it gangsta. I purchased a new Rocawear backpack to trizzansfer my bizzoks and lizzaptizzop computahh. Moreover, I will be basking in the Jamaican sun in no time. With board shorts on. Anyway, I know some of our regulars have sweet trips planned…keep us in mind. Drew, I will wire you some cash to go back to the Shaft. We love content. And drunk Tony. This may be my favorite picture we have pulled out of the bar to date. Tony tardin’ out and Grif with a standard bouncer pose in the background.