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Montana State’s New Mascot

Say hello to Champ! Champ the MSU Bobcat Whereas Monte, the University of Montana mascot, appears in the Sports Center headquarters from time to time, MSU’s mascot Champ! has recently had a makeover to look more like Freemo. freemo.jpg Watch out Big Sky Conference…its Champ! Apparently Champ! is into bouncerblog.com, as he is prepared for March Moustache Madness. Good looking out.

Celebrity endorsement

…not quite celebrity status. Meet Biba Golic. The Anna Kournikova of table tennis. Definately bouncerblog.com material. biba11.jpg biba111.jpg biba1.jpg Perhaps she would be willing to breech her killerspin contract and start playing for shots of Beam and mullet stories.

Tax Time

I knocked out my taxes at the Pub Hippo this year. Did you? hiptwo.jpg hipone.jpg For those in the dark, the Hippo is home to the 22 oz Kiboko…cheap beer in a funny looking pimp cup. I prefer my Pub Pilsner, which I suppose to be Busch Light, with a healthy dose of Clamato. I love Wi-Fi.

???

So, I have been curious about a bumper sticker I happened to see (on a Geo) a few days ago. Green lettering on a white background: “Oh no, not another learning experience.” Am I missing something? I understand what a learning experience is, and I suppose I could see why that would be somewhat dreadful…but sereously. What is going on here? I am just curious who thought that insightful or funny enough to broadcast to other motorists. Maybe I need to brush up on my adages, but I am stuck wondering who would be rifling through bumper stickers, find that dandy, and decide that it would look nice on the ass end of his/her hatchback. Any feedback would be appreciated.

30000 lbs

I bet your average CET student could tell you that a cubic yard of crushed rock weighs roughly a ton. pile21.jpg Well there are approximately fifteen yards of the junk right there. pile11.jpg I think that is about 30,000 pounds Dave and I spread by hand. Studying remedial math would beat the hell out of this type of work.

Who Needs a Dodge?

I am sure a few of our more faithful readers (yeah, that is you John Bach…stop buying Grif and I shots of Beam) will remember this gem from a few months back. cars2.jpg Two Ford Fiestas in the McDonald’s parking lot. I was wondering what the odds of that occuring were exactly…pretty funny stuff. Well, I can say with some confidence that this is less probable. vans.jpg When I saw the blue Pontiac Trans Sport SE at our construction job site I got a good laugh. When the second Pontiac Trans Sport SE swung on in my reaction was more along the lines of “are you fucking kidding me.” Keep in mind that contractors and construction people in general usually tend to drive trucks, and that these two dudes have their goofy looking vans pulled into the lot with authority. Get real.

406ers

Hey everybody. I picked up a copy of Filth and Foul’s newest album The 406ers this weekend. fnf.jpg fnf2.jpg fnf3.gif I have to say that I was surpised as hell at its quality. I ended up running into Nick at the convenience store yesturday and spent some time bullshitting about the disk. It turns out that DJ Bees has gone into religion and (I kid you not) is in Haiti dealing with people who claim to be possesed. Weird. Even so, the new album has some pretty tight content and a ton of shout outs. I figured that it would be fitting to give Nick some publicity after listening to his work for the past few years and seeing his growth musically. As luck would have it, our old buddy Kellyn Brown has already beat me to it with an article in the Chonicle. Check it out…good looking out fellas.

Hooked on a Feeling

You all can thank me later for this link. The HoffAgain, courtesy of the Zigmeister. David Hasselhoff is now apparently a music video star in addition to a world class actor. Wow buddy.

Even Worse Than the Leather Pants Kid

First off…big shout out to Shmeric. It is nice to hear from you. No big bounces of late, but it is only a matter of time before I get smoked in the face again. Stay tuned. Now to the guts of this post. Ziggy, aka Ziggy Mathews, aka Mr. Feeny’s student Corey Mathews, sent me this assinine link. I think it may in fact be more ridiculous than the “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” vocalist. [Chubby Pokemon Kid - Google Video no longer available]I am somewhat curious at my recent tendancy to give weird kids hell. Whatever.

Day Trip to Pony

Yesturday was good one. The Ohs boys, T-bone, Bailly, and I set out to retrieve a couch from Potosi Hot Springs, where T-bone works. Potosi is conveniently located near Pony, home of the Pony Bar and good times in general. map2.bmp After loading the couch and setting up the manager’s DVD player (?) for some goddam reason, we set out to play bumper pool, shoot dice, tell lies, and drink beer. Here is one of Pam the Man’s four cow-dogs looking very sophisticated outside the bar. This photo is taken on Main, giving you an idea of how big Pony, MT is. pony1.jpg Ben, Kelly and Eric O bellied up at the small side of the bar. This is pretty standard for the bar. We have a tie-dyed shirt next to a cowboy next to a Cats fan. pony4.jpg After a few games of 21 aces (dice game for shots) the crew is getting loose. Brian and I looking confused…Greggers, who is my favorite notary public, showing bouncerblog.com who is number one. pony3.jpg pony2.jpg T-bone and I looking amazingly sober. And amazing in general. pony5.jpg Our plans were to get me to work and the rest of the crew to the Icedogs game by eight thirty which turned out to be closer to ten. I ended up tieing Grif’s record by confiscating six IDs at work…not too bad. I also captured some video footage of Pony’s resident grifter Evan (aka Bill Hill or Bill Hilly) freaking out to the jukebox that I will post when my FTP issues are resolved.