In honor of the absolute worst national holiday, enjoy a Columbus-inspired robot picture: See what I did there? Now, picture Leo drawing a nudie pic of a big-ass-diamond-wearing-robot. Robomantic….more like brobomantic.

Two words: Three sandwiches

If I truly was the fat kid at work, that RockStar would have a shit-load of carbs and the coffee would be something other than black. Still, you have to start somewhere.

Good news…you don’t have to listen to me blather on. At least blather on too much…there will be some blathering. I mentioned a few posts ago that I was feeling lousy about failing to post some junk. Junk and stuff…electronics…programming is uber-super…blathering again…et…cet…etcetera.

My CT-90 not only looks awesome… …My CT-90 is good on the ol’ pocketbook 100 MPG (Miles Per Gallon) 200 MPA (Miles Per Awesome)

I know of one thing more annoying than table tennis…table tennis players. Oddly aggressive, hollering, talking shit, and most bizarre…striking athletic stances? Nope. Not buying into it. Pretty sure the best thing that has ever happened to ping pong tables was the invention of beer pong. That is, until right crapping now. Take a (high end (citation needed)) table tennis table: Knock that self righteous assface down to size with a little yellow, polka-dotted dress: Much better. Enjoy your sport, chaps.

Nice late summer day… Playing cowboy w/ D Rock… Trick time… (-1 off topic) (-1 spelled “muffin” “m-u-f-l-i-n”) (+1 muflin sounds sort of funny) __________________________________ (-1 total score FTL)

srsly sry srsly sry to the point of making an apologetic, aggressive, lightening-bolts-out-the-ass, image to show my deep, deep regret for my laziness. I realized that I have approximately nine posts sitting in my figurative TO DO box. Including the much anticipated stuff regarding soldering the Arduino Motor Shield. Much anticipated may be a gross overstatement. It will be there, and we can judge at that point. Srsly.

+1 BLURRY +1 FLASHY ANTENNAE —————————————— 2, FTW

I’d like to post the details of my latest one-on-one with my Arduino…but, I’m not going to. Suffice to say, it was sweet. Anything (non work related) involving multiple command lines is plus one awesome.

Let’s talk gambing, yes? I may or may not be the worst gambler west of the Rio Grande. Or is that North of the Rio Grande? Both maybe. Quite likely both, due to my track record. Cards are not my bag, baby. Odds are odds. I find myself thinking about math when I play, and that is that. You can pick one of the two to be good at…or rather one must suspend belief in one or the other when gambling. I guess I’m all math. Good news for you gamblers, though. Times have changed…move over smokey, blue-hair filled, lounge singer, watered-down whiskey havin’ casinos. Your run at the top was impressive, but now the good casinos are online. Think about it for a bit. If you can play the same games online as you can at a traditional casino, without keeping the lights on a big, bright, loud building, why wouldn’t you do so. It is all about the overhead. Better payouts online, since it takes far, far less to maintain something virtual. You don’t even have to go through the trouble of putting on pants…gamble in your boxer shorts. Easy easy chicken greasy. Either way, you will not catch me plugging those machines any time soon. The one-armed bandit and I are foes. Three arms of unadulterated hatred for one another. He wins…he always does.