This one was courtesy of deals.woot…and puzzling as hell. I’m not sure what this product is, but the related searches are classic: and the comments are super-duper as well: Digging the Back to the Future (BTTF) reference. Nicely played. Not as nice as ol’ #1, though…some half-life humor is great. Unfortunately, not accurate, since this is a jar of ore. Depending upon said ore’s richness, I’m supposing that if the details would true, you would still have pretty much the same amount of ore as you ordered, but I digress. Funny stuff. I want some.

My work notes took on a mind of their own. The reason I made the robot green, is that I’ve never seen a green robot before.

I’m on the fence with this one…the Mc10:35. To pull this one off, one needs to hit up McDuck’s @ around the time that the elusive breakfast to lunch goes down…hence the name Mc10:35. Order a stale McMuffin from the back rack….order a McDouble…place egg & bacon from McMuffin on McDouble…enjoy. Hopefully they have some defib pads in the dining area, because I’m pretty sure you are not making it out after that bad boy. Question of the day: do you go w/ french fries or hash browns with that? Or stick with the theme and smash both together?

3/2? From 10 to 12? Sorry. Can’t make it…I’m booked with a Retarded Thing. FWIW, Lotus Notes is also retarded.

Low blow, Billy. With chequered trousers, scarf, Italian boots, and a pink sweater to work with, Billy gets personal and attack the little ginger-kid’s hair. What a dick?

Are you a fat ninja? Need a grappling hook? You could be the fattest ninja on the block and still grapple hook stuff. You could grapple up KFC and use your ninja stealth to steal a bucket of chicken, for instance. The possibilities are endless!

Tired of boring stuff? Make it awesome!#1. Boring old bagel. Notice the cavern? Hmm…what would make this awesome? #2…aw shit…Tabasco sauce in the house! #3…boom! Awesome. With an open mind and sense of adventure, you too can make boring stuff awesome. Good luck!

From the time he is a young boy, every man thinks about one thing and one thing alone: finding the perfect wedding band for his most special of days. Like this lovely fucker: Unfortunately, I’m not Italian. Pretty sure you would have to be severely Italian to pull that off.

Keeping this one short… Without Sawyer and Locke, this episode was far from compelling. I’ll tear through the theory tomorrow and throw up a post. How goddamn weird looking was Jack’s son? I’m sort of creeped out… Looked like the d bag kid from The 6th Sense with pink lipstick on.

This stupid site is selling a very non-stupid item…the cooler chair. Of course, the cooler access would be rendered more and more useless the emptier it gets…then again…that is when the sitting aspect of the product becomes more vital. Not sure where I am going with this thing; I’m confused. But I want one. Agh.