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Christmas Wishlist

With Christmas right around the corner, I’d like to put my preliminary wish-list out there.

  1. These Videos

The Price is Wrong, Bitch

  1. A Robot
  2. VCR (if robot does not support VHS I/O)

Haloween Loldog

less-than amused Jim dressed his (male) dog up for some laughs…I lulz-ed him up. Happy Haloween.

I’m at a Loss for Words…

Flaming Gay Ken…wow Speechless.

Costume Idea #2

Karate

Costume Idea #1

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Nice Try, Dipshit

In celebration of the release of Windows 7, (do not want) enjoy the following Bozeman craigslist entry…

tech_douche

Where do I begin?

  1. Window NT came out in 1993???
  2. $200 buys a 160gb netbook???
  3. “If your savy”??? There it is…#3. Missed an apostrophe, an “e”, and a “v”. The poster likely would have caught that if he could have fired up the spell checker in Word Perfect…son-of-a-bitchin’ passwords, huh.

More Fine-ass Art for Kate

Subject: The Queen of Soul Food, Sylvia good sauce, great pitch-woman Outcome: not-so-lady-like Sylvia, c 2009, medium: sharpie/yellow notepad Sylvia looks a lot like George Washington.

Congratulations, Croc Wearers…

…it is now possible for someone to retard-up their feet even more effectively than via the wearing of Crocs…introducing…

dino-shoes

Dinos? Velocs? Velococrapters? I don’t know.

OML, an interpretation

I like sending Katie pictures of random drawings from work. Like this gem. OML, c 2009, medium: sharpie & yellow notepad compared to the original… I’ll take 2 I win. I always do.

C-Dogs Rule

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