I don’t think Batman says that…I’m thinking that Great Scott is more of a Doc from Back to the Future thing. Who cares? Not I…regardless, this is one sweet ‘do/display of horrible (or awesome) parenting

Just got a Graty… Pros: half-graty-ed cheese clumps are fun to eat Cons: doesn’t fucking work

How can this guy be so smug? He looks like somebody stuck some shades on a toad and smashed it into a polo.

…just half of the lot…but still…missing out on margaritas with Kate…not very pleased

working late…maybe very late…I’m digging in with a half pack of Spirits and two diet RockStars…have mercy

Kate and I went to all-you-can-eat-crab night at Looies last night…I’m 90% sure I overdid it. Not only from the standpoint of what is and is not socially acceptable to consume in a public setting, but more from the angle that I have gout, and this crap is horrible for my body. So right now, my bloodstream is the site of a strange battle between ibuprofen and acids trying their best to crystalize. My toe is about 5000 degrees, but pain-free thus far. Godspeed, brave ibuprofen. Godspeed.

This snake was discovered in China. It has a leg, which is just great.

This is pretty awesome… …playing a little solitaire…listening to a little drivel. All in all, pretty good day at work. With Obama’s popularity down to 45% and this shit going down on the House floor, we might not bankrupt ourselves after all. Special shout out the Representative watching the baseball game on the left. Nice work on the MLB.com package.

Dominick Dunne passed away today. He was the host of an obscure show that often followed Forensic Files. He will be sorely missed by some, I imagine. I will miss his funny glasses.