Charles enjoys three things: welding, breaking tools, and dinosaurs. Combine the three and you get this:

C-Rex. Appearing soon on creigslist. rrawr Well done. I give you 4 emoticons :D :D :D :D

I wonder if Katie checks out bouncerblog.com…

I bet I find out soon

I get tired of looking at my dual 20-inchers (note the excessive number of unix windows)

I imagine my dual 20-inchers tire of me too

:( ***edit…emoticons work on wordpress but my fucking links don’t???***

My Firefox is Crapping

I’ll let you decide. Here is my mom (right) holding a quilt, next to a neighborhood child wearing a quilt, her Halloween costume. No shit.

I know the King of Pop named his child ‘Blanket’…I have heard the explanation twice and am still flabbergasted.

David Thorne…pure genius. Click on the link, please. Spider PaymentRead through it; hands down the funniest internet thing I have seen in some time.

You are getting fatter, retard.

Draw your own conclusions…

I just wrapped up day two as a quality assurance analyst at Zoot Enterprises. The best thing about the job so far…

…sweet chew holder. Big Rod suggested that I lighten my hi-liter lode to accommodate for a flask. Maybe next week.