Ed McMahon Voice…

Mar 27, 2008

Joe Swanson give them… Three and three quarters stars!!!

Clothes of 2000

Mar 26, 2008

If my memory serves correct, this was spot on. Swish!

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Mar 22, 2008

You tell me.

Baseball Season

Mar 21, 2008

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