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St. Pat’s

The luck o’ the Irish struck to the tune of $350 for Bouncer Bob

Irish Bob

French named guy from deep in the loins of St. Louis’ Italian Hill…go figure. Erin Go Brach.

Mitch!

One of my favorite dudes of all time showed up to the Dirty Dirty Legion on Saturday…

Mitch

Mikey from Seattle via Bozeman via Broadview, Montucky. I pulled this pic from his site, sidtheduck.com…feel free to peruse

Hillary in the House

Well in that case...

Chips and Salsa

Look for the move at the two minute mark
Delicious Snacks Distract Congressmen From Horrors Of War

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Bob with his perennial Larry Bird

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bobbo

Looking good, big guy.

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Triple M

March Mustache Madness…still rolling strong

chaser

Chase with a Leroy BirdLooking good hombre…A-Ram is still holding the top spot, however

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trifecta

I think we have a winner…

Ramlo

a-ram

A-Ram with a commendable gun-slinger Excellent work, my friend. That is a man-stache. March Man-Stache Madness?

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Weekend wrap-up time…the A-Team

Bouncers

Big D with the cop-ish-goatee

Big D

Photoshopped view of Pervy Ken

Ken the Perv

Gross, Ken. Still to come: Picture of Chaser’s eighth grade stache, A-ram with his St. Pat’s red stache, and a post-South America Griff stache. Maybe a cameo from Zig??? Stay tuned.

March Mustache Madness

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Entry one: Me with a “Spanish Carney”

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