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Adios amigos. I am off to write the script for National Lampoon’s Mexican Vacation… B.O.B. is holding down the bar; Katie is holding down the DDR pads.

March Mustache Madness is right around the corner… The rules of MMM remain unchanged from last year:

1. Shave in the mustache of your choice on March 1st
2. Keep said mustache for as long as possible
3. Tease Bob for resembling Larry Bird ***Note to Grant Eve: 2008 is a leap year…you have an extra day in February to grow out all eleven of your facial hairs***

zizzzzz! Suz, B.O.B., and Lil Steve from Friday night…have a good time in Italy, Suz

This is better than the footage of Darrell getting tased, bro. [Flash video - no longer available]Pay close attention to the dialog…apparently Chewbacca is Chewbacca in Spanish.

DJ Rach’ Chaser B.O.B. DJ (Bouncer) Ethan Kevin from the Block Obligatory Ladies Room Pic

I love these guys Here is the program description for tonight’s show:

New, “A Little surgery; Marty Comes to Town”. (2007). Grandpa Ron and Grandma Peg join the family in Oakland for Zach’s leg surgery; family friend Marty Klebba stops by to cheer him up and winds up in a wrestling match with Amy. (Reality)

Good…Marty Klebba is in this one. Who exactly is Marty Klebba, and just who did he have to blow to get that billing? I hope Amy puts him in a little tiny arm bar.

The Swantron family is headed to sunny Mexico for our first family get-together in a decade here in two weeks. In preparation for my trip, I decided to pick up a fresh new pair of Adidas Shell-toes. Overstock.com…white on white…free shipping…sign me up. This is what showed up: LOLercoaster. I’m rocking them…hopefully with a sombrero.

1) Dennis Francis Buckley and Sgt. Tim love to point out how large Bob’s head is. 2) It turns out that I am much more apt to fuck around with my computer as I avoid reading my physics.