Sarge, B.O.B., three pistols, a shotgun, an SKS, and I spent the afternoon enjoying nature and blasting the shit out of stuff. Television disposal service?

I may or may not have taken a video of my new light switch in my bathroom. I did. Upon showing Sgt. Tim, I came across this video from August…I decided to post it to get ‘08 started properly.

Apparently Nintendo leased the cartoon rights to the Zelda franchise in the late 90’s. It looks to me like they leased the rights to the Full House production crew. “Cut…It…Out” “Have Mercy” “Well Excuuuuse Me, Princess” “How Rude”

Dustin a.k.a. Sgt. Tim is in Texas. He sends his regards.

Complete with huge Germain calves and vodka Red Bull

Give this clip about thirty seconds… [Flash video - no longer available]…I always suspected “All the Way” May was yoked up.

Gone are the days of the space bag, but Christmas parties for me still involve funny servings of wine. Yep, I drank that.

I am full of Red Bull and waiting for my bootlegged copy of Mathematica to finish downloading. Hey, cool. I stumbled upon this on The Onion, so I figured I would give the new version of WordPress a go. Two more days and Phys 516 is a wrap. Maybe I will celebrate with 84 near-empty PBRs.