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surfs up

Here is the program description for tonight’s show:

New, “A Little surgery; Marty Comes to Town”. (2007). Grandpa Ron and Grandma Peg join the family in Oakland for Zach’s leg surgery; family friend Marty Klebba stops by to cheer him up and winds up in a wrestling match with Amy. (Reality)

Good…Marty Klebba is in this one. Who exactly is Marty Klebba, and just who did he have to blow to get that billing? I hope Amy puts him in a little tiny arm bar.

Irony Defined

The Swantron family is headed to sunny Mexico for our first family get-together in a decade here in two weeks. In preparation for my trip, I decided to pick up a fresh new pair of Adidas Shell-toes. Overstock.com…white on white…free shipping…sign me up. This is what showed up:

Mexico Kicks

LOLercoaster. I’m rocking them…hopefully with a sombrero.

B.O.B. Shooting, Revisited

bob’s big head

  1. Dennis Francis Buckley and Sgt. Tim love to point out how large Bob’s head is.
  2. It turns out that I am much more apt to fuck around with my computer as I avoid reading my physics.

Tony, Ken, Bob, Kyle, Joe, etc…

I love it.

Fun with Guns!

Sarge, B.O.B., three pistols, a shotgun, an SKS, and I spent the afternoon enjoying nature and blasting the shit out of stuff.

sarge

roberto

Television disposal service?

Lost Chug Footage

I may or may not have taken a video of my new light switch in my bathroom. I did. Upon showing Sgt. Tim, I came across this video from August…I decided to post it to get ‘08 started properly.

Excuse Me, Link

Apparently Nintendo leased the cartoon rights to the Zelda franchise in the late 90’s. It looks to me like they leased the rights to the Full House production crew. “Cut…It…Out” “Have Mercy” “Well Excuuuuse Me, Princess” “How Rude”

Tim in TX

Dustin a.k.a. Sgt. Tim is in Texas. He sends his regards. Sarge

594C3 C4M9

I think that my B+ in experimental physics fully warrants a revisiting of *Space Camp.* Enjoy.

Sgt. Tim, a Caricature

Complete with huge Germain calves and vodka Red Bull Sgt. Tim