The McCone Co. Slammer back in action! I can say that I have been at the Crystal after close. I cannot say that I have ever attempted to Ninja Kick! air in the Crystal after close, or upon doing so plunge awkwardly towards a pool table. Cory J. is one hell of a bartender; Sgt. Lucas is one hell of a cinematographer.

So, the Dirty L has karaoke every Wednesday night, and it is goddamn horrible. Observe This shit-head tries to swoon the ladies with his rendition of “Pony” by Ginuine. Normally I would not really think twice about this garbage, but this guy bribed the DJ (KJ?) a few bucks to get the last song of the night. Good work dude. As you can imagine, Casanova went home solo.

Hands down, Astronaut Jones is my favorite SNL skit. Enjoy.

Dirty Legion…ladies room…B.O.B. Steve Knevel and I Good stuff. I guess I missed the memo… B.O.B. is rocking a sweet goatee while Steve is ‘stached up.

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EZ Eve and I horsing around at work. I have stepped my game up a bit, and now shotgun the damn things. Not quite sure what the Waldo comment is all about.