We took a Jefferson River float trip last weekend…we being Voy, Menke, Hennesy, Nate, Paps, and I. The day was overcast and we were drinking perhaps the worst Gatorade vodka concoctions ever concocted, but it was fun nonetheless. Long story short, upon our arrival at the take-out we come across a grip of law enforcement agents, all dealing with a girl who injured herself jumping off of a cliff into the river. That said, this was what we walked into. There is really nothing more sobering, I would imagine, than asking a sheriff to move his cruiser so that you can do a little drunk driving back upstream. Good work Menke. You worked your way out of a serious jam.

I like the Crystal Bar shirt. Taser 1, Darrell 0

I suppose I was wrong…B.O.B. is that bald and gigantically headed.

I love KFC!!! Yay!!! I love stuffed animals!!! Yay! I love flip flops and socks!!! Yay!

Zoolander vs Hansel Work shots…use your imagination as to where. My money is on Freemo. Looking mean.

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U.S. Department of Lost and Found: Umbrellas and SweatersLo amo.

My future Mexican roommate, Sgt. Tim, and I in the ladies room. “I’ll hold the hand towel; you take the photo.” Happy Thursday fans.

Quick story…My East Main Man Josh told this fine piece of woman that B.O.B. was William Dafoe. It turns out that B.O.B. did not act in Platoon, but he did act pretty damn well in this clip of “Old Balls” in action. Old Balls has history with DJ Z’s roomate, and had a bit of a romp in the parking lot with my former colleague Sprinkler Sid. Gross, Sid. Gross.

Hastings has a policy wherein a patron can sing karaoke to absolve one’s late rental fees. As Bouncer Josh would have you know, if your husky roommate gets late fees on your account, your husky roommate will sing off the debt. Enhance. Enhance. If you could not decipher, that was YMCA after a day of floating the Madison. Nice voice, nicer shirt.