My future Mexican roommate, Sgt. Tim, and I in the ladies room. “I’ll hold the hand towel; you take the photo.” Happy Thursday fans.

Quick story…My East Main Man Josh told this fine piece of woman that B.O.B. was William Dafoe. It turns out that B.O.B. did not act in Platoon, but he did act pretty damn well in this clip of “Old Balls” in action. Old Balls has history with DJ Z’s roomate, and had a bit of a romp in the parking lot with my former colleague Sprinkler Sid. Gross, Sid. Gross.

Hastings has a policy wherein a patron can sing karaoke to absolve one’s late rental fees. As Bouncer Josh would have you know, if your husky roommate gets late fees on your account, your husky roommate will sing off the debt. Enhance. Enhance. If you could not decipher, that was YMCA after a day of floating the Madison. Nice voice, nicer shirt.

Harder Better Faster Stronger I am not sure why someone would get into this sort of thing, but it is one of the most interesting videos I have seen in a while.

The Cubs may not be very good at playing baseball, but goddamn it they are scrappy. The best deal of all is the near no-hitter that Big Z nearly threw. Final score, Pads 1, Cubs 0. Good.

In for the kill!

This is perhaps the best. Our resident kiosk tender throwing out some vibe at MYO. Watch out Foot Locker dude…JLo is on the prowl. Many thanks to Biddy for the pic. Instant classic.

It has been far too long since we have had a Dirty Legion bouncer pic. Same bat bathroom; same bat time.

B.O.B., Swanzilla, and (nickname to ensue…) Josh in the studio. Bob would like to state for the record that he is neither that balding, nor that his head is abnormally large. I contest both claims.

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Paris Hilton Super Fan Loses ItNoooooo

This is pretty incredible. I can only imagine how large Grif’s monitor would be if he got into photosynth software.

Here is a clip of a new HBO series, Flight of the Conchords. I saw this episode in full on their site, and just found a link to a embed-able clip. Enjoy. [Flash video - no longer available]
Prettiest Girl In The Room - Watch more free videosPretty funny stuff. Look out for a few more weekend recaps.