“Kyle is far too lazy to update our fans with his goings on, and enjoys rss feeds of j-swizzle shirtless in skidsteers”

There is a fine line between subtle humor and being British. I love theonion.com more than traffic lights.
Newman Honored For Achievements in Salad DressingAmongst the other gems in this week’s episode… “Armless Fiancé Showing Off Engagement Hat” …and why not?

Is it worse that I have Kevin Federline’s debut album “Playing with Fire”, or that I am upset that my Kevin Federline album is scratched?

I was a football star at the junior varsity level. Not really. My flat feet and asthma, in conjunction with a late puberty kept me well removed from a glorious high school football career. I did, however suit up for Glasgow High, and my experience was this exactly. Well, not quite exactly. I think our quarterback had a far more aggressive ‘stache and the cheeerleaders had much bigger bangs.

Hmmm…weird. Watch the landing. I have to think about this for a while.

Curt Shilling had some harsh words towards soon-to-be home run champ Barry Bonds recently. Whatever Curt. My blog beats the hell out of your blog, amigo. Also, look at Bonds’ stats. He is pretty good at playing baseball.

This is a remarkable clip of some gravity waves, likely caused by a mountain range induced inversion. Enjoy.

I too am tiring of these vids…here is one more. Content is content. Have a safe and happy Cinco De Mayo, todos.

Item! The most effeminate chainsaw of all time! Complete with “cord.” I cannot imagine this lil’ guy tearing even through balsa, so there must be another reason for it’s existence. For example:

1. Prank gift for a gay lumberjack
2. … That is really all that I have.