bouncerblog.com loves traffic. bouncerblog.com really loves all of you that actually read bouncerblog.com, and sort of loves all of you that like to look at bouncerblog.com’s pictures. bouncerblog.com can only post a finite number of pictures of Bouncer B.O.B.’s Larry Bird ‘stache; that fact is strictly spelled out in the contract with our host, siteground. Anyhow. One of my favorite things to do is look in to our search terms. The bulk of our traffic is direct. Our second source is images.google.com…which is more often than not the product of my random photo tags. The most obscure traffic comes from random folks googlin’ and askin’ jeeves really random junk. See below: 1 12 6.06% joe swanson 2 7 3.54% jlo ass 3 6 3.03% only dudes 4 6 3.03% saddam 5 6 3.03% shitty car 6 6 3.03% stupid 7 5 2.53% hematoma 8 5 2.53% piece of shit car 9 5 2.53% stupid car 10 4 2.02% stupids car 11 4 2.02% biba golic 12 3 1.52% anna kournikova 13 3 1.52% bouncer blog 14 3 1.52% shirtless 15 2 1.01% family guy joe swanson 16 2 1.01% good photoshop 17 2 1.01% anna kournikova ass 18 2 1.01% big pimpin 19 2 1.01% billie joes tattoos 20 2 1.01% bobcat mascot Top twenty search terms, as per the first four days of April. How pissed would you be if you were looking for a picture of J-Lo’s ass and found yourself ankle deep in MC Hammer videos and mustache pictures?

I am going to asterisk this post. Love those asterisks. *I woke up to eight inches of wet snow stretching out the SS’s bed cover. Not only will this keep us out of work for a few days, it will keep things sloppy for a week *Christi from Penor y Associates dropped a multi-hundred dollar bomb on ASI. We will see…my second favorite Eve thinks I may be able to take this bullshit on in house. *The North Side Nine (Chicago Cubs, asses) lost to the Reds. Moreover, the Tribune Company announced that they will sell the franchise at the end of the season…for a profit nearing 680 million dollars. It looks like this guy had better sign a contract while the club has money. Go Zambrano, even though you let Dunn hit two monster shots this afternoon.

*I am ninety percent sure that I am developing an intolerance to lactose. *I cannot beat the hot chick on Tiger Woods ‘07 for Wii. It is however a skins match, which makes me smile.

I love yard bird. Before

After

I am all that is man.

If I have a prejudice, it is an uneasiness regarding the French-Canadians. Observe: [Flash video - no longer available]
Pee Wee Hockey Brawl - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!This little Barry Melrose-ish dude wipes out both a teammate, twice, and a foe, and then nearly shits his hockey pants scrambling away from the scene. Question: where are the hockey sticks in this hockey match?

Dave, Chuck Chizzlah, and I are currently being snowed out of our latest fence project. Blah blah blah, Montana weather, blah blah blah. I realized that I have yet to post a picture of the newest addition to my Federline look, courtesy of Twig from Hart & Huntington at the Palms.

I think I should quit while I am ahead. Three nerd-ass tattoos are plenty.

I wonder if Hammer has seen bouncerblog.com. I guarantee this is one of his strongest channels of exposure. Enjoy this fine and confusing mash-up. Can’t touch that.

Remember this guy? Well, he is still at it.

Pimpin’ all over the mall.

Double up…I love this guy.

Back from Vegas; sort of broke. Landscape time.

[Flash video - no longer available]I think I would shit if this dude came rolling past me sideways. I keep looking for Boss Hogg and Kooter.