Guess who just doubled his shower efficiency?

Oh boy oh boy oh Hoy… As luck would have it, Bozeman Deaconess Hospital’s finest could not adequately diagnose when enough is enough regarding seizure medication. Example: Our Boy Hoy received a clear bill of health four weeks preceding an unheard of three seizure day. Three fractured verts and a mashed up tongue to boot! Awesome! I am not a litigious guy, but this might be worth a look. Abbster…since Wednesday you just jumped three hundred points in my make believe log. For reals though.

I found myself at the mall this afternoon with some time to kill while waiting for a few bouncerblog.com shirts to be put together. An hour wait? Get real ShirtWorks. I found some entertaining things; J P has a whole line of cell phone antenna charms at the Verizon kiosk. Sgt. Tim enjoys chili and bread bowls. On to the pics. While enjoying a regular combo at Famous Wok (props on the name) I noticed this rock star food court pimpin. The poor burrito shop employee was taking some serious passes from an athletic chap from Foot Locker…bellied up to the ol’ burrito bar. ~Tip: change, then spit game. Scene two. Tom Green and Andy Dick are two comedians that I absolutely fucking hate. Tom Green did have a skit on his short-lived MTV show that was hilarious, involving a megaphone and a woman dressed in purple. That popped into my head as a purple sweatshirt/sweatpants combo strolled past me…almost distracting me from the gentleman behind her, wearing a striking navy blue sweatshirt/sweatpants combo. ~“Just doin’ a little shoppin’. In my sweats. I wonder if they sell sweats in this mall?” I love the mall.

[Flash video - no longer available]Somebody leaked Federline’s Super Bowl commercial two hours ago. Try to tell me that K-Fed does not have talent. Rollin’ VIP. Deb Eve…this one is for you by the way…J-Fed? yo who got it better than me federline on the block rollin vip sick whip thick rims fat rocks i got em shinin like a superstar from top to bottom you need a shuga daddy i’m your mack and if you need a dolla holla cause i got a whole stack what…rollin v.i.p what…rollin v.i.p…what…

Sweetest jacket: Most innovative use of coaxial cable, automotive:

[Google Video - no longer available] My children will do this trick in ninja costumes.

Stanley Rhein, inventor of Mad Libs died today. He was seventy-poop years old. -Amir B.