You could not drive your obscure orange flare-sided truck well, let alone knock out the dated parabolic dishes…as per your charge [Flash video - no longer available]I, the rooster in the background audio, and your homeboys taping your failed suicide bombing attempt, are embarrassed for you, car bomber.

Grif’s trips through Billings all feature shopping stops at Best Buy…his five hard drives are all testaments to this. This ugly little dude apparently enjoys Best Buy for a different reason. [Flash video - no longer available]I find myself simultaneously hating and feeling sorry for the kid…sort of confusing. Enjoy.

Since Grif and I rule, we decided to spend last night in Livingston for a dose of amateur boxing. We have been frequenting the Tuesday Night Fights in Bozeman, and figured that we may as well head over the pass to see what the deal was. We were happy to see that Right on John and Gino had made the trip as well. Photos of those to soon, I promise. Until then, feel free to check out Right on John’s Website. It’s awesome, and you are welcome for the traffic. I attempted to capture the essence of a girl fight in my cell phone’s awesome resolution… …I promise you that it is crazy. The Ragin’ Asian beat the chubby girl if anybody cares. That about sums that up, aside from the wonderful drive over the pass at a rate of twenty miles per hour. Blinding blizzards rule. We followed a Coke semi with it’s blinkers on…my bet is that Kyle’s knuckles are still pretty white.

Happy Presidents Day. I like Taft…he was chubby. Two entertaining pics for your viewing pleasure:

Andy was skewered looking for a knife.

Pat playing a round of popular Washington drinking game “Edward 12oz Hands.” Oofta Doofta…I am sure there are a few good shots from Josh and Mikey’s place. B.O.Bizzle and Bouncer Ken put on an old fashioned shit show. Hopefully they will surface; I am off to read more about our twenty second president Chester Arthur.

Kerry Wood fell out of his hot tub Monday night. He ought to be pitching off of a mound in another four or five days. My god.

So it begins…‘07 baby

Guess who just doubled his shower efficiency?

Oh boy oh boy oh Hoy… As luck would have it, Bozeman Deaconess Hospital’s finest could not adequately diagnose when enough is enough regarding seizure medication. Example:

Our Boy Hoy received a clear bill of health four weeks preceding an unheard of three seizure day. Three fractured verts and a mashed up tongue to boot! Awesome! I am not a litigious guy, but this might be worth a look. Abbster…since Wednesday you just jumped three hundred points in my make believe log. For reals though.

I found myself at the mall this afternoon with some time to kill while waiting for a few bouncerblog.com shirts to be put together. An hour wait? Get real ShirtWorks. I found some entertaining things; J P has a whole line of cell phone antenna charms at the Verizon kiosk. Sgt. Tim enjoys chili and bread bowls. On to the pics. While enjoying a regular combo at Famous Wok (props on the name) I noticed this rock star food court pimpin. The poor burrito shop employee was taking some serious passes from an athletic chap from Foot Locker…bellied up to the ol’ burrito bar. ~Tip: change, then spit game.

Scene two. Tom Green and Andy Dick are two comedians that I absolutely fucking hate. Tom Green did have a skit on his short-lived MTV show that was hilarious, involving a megaphone and a woman dressed in purple. That popped into my head as a purple sweatshirt/sweatpants combo strolled past me…almost distracting me from the gentleman behind her, wearing a striking navy blue sweatshirt/sweatpants combo. ~“Just doin’ a little shoppin’. In my sweats. I wonder if they sell sweats in this mall?”

I love the mall.

[Flash video - no longer available]Somebody leaked Federline’s Super Bowl commercial two hours ago. Try to tell me that K-Fed does not have talent. Rollin’ VIP. Deb Eve…this one is for you by the way…J-Fed? yo who got it better than me federline on the block rollin vip sick whip thick rims fat rocks i got em shinin like a superstar from top to bottom you need a shuga daddy i’m your mack and if you need a dolla holla cause i got a whole stack what…rollin v.i.p what…rollin v.i.p…what…