Who throws a bar stool? Really? Who fractures a vertebrae sleeping? Really? As Grif’s face is essentially back to normal, Voy a.k.a. FreemoFoShoMo, and I are both down for stints on the pine. I am eagerly awaiting my ER bill as to know how bad of an ass kicking Steve-o is to receive, and Freemee is not so eagerly awaiting several months of PT to correct the most obscure injury of all time.

It turns out Jon hit the arcade in celebration of his win. Turns out.

[Google Video - no longer available] World of Warcraft, Hammer style. You can’t touch that.

[Google Video - no longer available] You’re guess is as good as mine.

Who does not like the girls with the pumps and a bump, Hammer? I am guessing this video is predates Can’t Touch This. Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump! If you can pull your eyes off Hammer’s junk for long enough to check out his acting abilities, feel free to bounce to 2:43…Enjoy.

Hey teens. Remember this trio from a year ago? I still love these little pushovers…The “my favorite color is also lime green, Grandma” kids rule. Well, a dozen months later, same bat place…same bat brick wallpaper… Yessss! Female Canadian Tuxedo with a pre-femullet do. Still writing checks, I notice. I strongly prefer assholes who pay in change over those who pull out checkbooks in public. You remember those Diner’s Club cards? Yep…they sort of took off, friend. Roommates B.O.Beezee and Big D are laughing at you. Darrell is only laughing at your wardrobe, however, because he still writes checks at the Leeg.

True story. This clip is taken from a live Dutch television show. The premise is basically that this dude lost both of his testicles in a medical accident…the rest is pure comedy. Bad.

I like a lot of things. I like how Grif and I post garbage on here that goes largely unread unless of course said garbage pre or proceeds a photo or video clip. That is quite alright; bouncerblog.com is a means of us to say whudeva about whudeva…so whudeva. We could and do talk about the junk we post in person. There is some creepy satisfaction in having random people drop in an perhaps get a rise or some insight in our babblings. Is that a word? Anyhow, our stats show that amid our images.google.com directed viewers and wtf search terms we get a ton of direct activity…meaning that we have a mess of fans to date. Give yourselves a big Arseneo Hall whoop whoop. Without further ado…I have two gems for you:

1. Bitchin’ femullet at Quizno’s 2) Airbrushed bitchin’ sorcerer on a bitchin’ late-model Chevy Hell. I will even photoshop the details into better view This is how we chill from ‘06 until…happy Wednesday gang.

Brian Schweitzer’s bolo-tied-up smarmy ass just gained a level of respect in Swaniachi’s book. I hate partisan politics somewhat less than I hate blind belief sets…draw your own opinion. Guvnah’ Schweitzah’Chalk one up to logic. Keep in mind that even though his figures were vague, Brian does hold a masters degree in soil science from MSU. Roger Koopman is a ultra-conservative thirty year local hack politician who doesn’t trust the Internet and its “hate blogs.” Fuck you anyway, Roger. I do like how the show of hands came into play…not enough shows of hands anymore.