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Health Woes

Who throws a bar stool? Really?

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Who fractures a vertebrae sleeping? Really?

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As Grif’s face is essentially back to normal, Voy a.k.a. FreemoFoShoMo, and I are both down for stints on the pine. I am eagerly awaiting my ER bill as to know how bad of an ass kicking Steve-o is to receive, and Freemee is not so eagerly awaiting several months of PT to correct the most obscure injury of all time.

Senator Tester

It turns out Jon hit the arcade in celebration of his win. Turns out.

Election ’07

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Yo Ring the Bell Schools Back In

[Google Video - no longer available] World of Warcraft, Hammer style. You can’t touch that.

More Hammer Time

[Google Video - no longer available] You’re guess is as good as mine.

Pumps and a Bump

Who does not like the girls with the pumps and a bump, Hammer? I am guessing this video is predates Can’t Touch This. Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump! If you can pull your eyes off Hammer’s junk for long enough to check out his acting abilities, feel free to bounce to 2:43…Enjoy.

Denim Danielle

Hey teens. Remember this trio from a year ago?

I still love these little pushovers…The “my favorite color is also lime green, Grandma” kids rule. Well, a dozen months later, same bat place…same bat brick wallpaper…

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Yessss! Female Canadian Tuxedo with a pre-femullet do. Still writing checks, I notice. I strongly prefer assholes who pay in change over those who pull out checkbooks in public. You remember those Diner’s Club cards? Yep…they sort of took off, friend. Roommates B.O.Beezee and Big D are laughing at you. Darrell is only laughing at your wardrobe, however, because he still writes checks at the Leeg.

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This is Bad

True story. This clip is taken from a live Dutch television show. The premise is basically that this dude lost both of his testicles in a medical accident…the rest is pure comedy. Bad.