I like a lot of things. I like how Grif and I post garbage on here that goes largely unread unless of course said garbage pre or proceeds a photo or video clip. That is quite alright; bouncerblog.com is a means of us to say whudeva about whudeva…so whudeva. We could and do talk about the junk we post in person. There is some creepy satisfaction in having random people drop in an perhaps get a rise or some insight in our babblings. Is that a word? Anyhow, our stats show that amid our images.google.com directed viewers and wtf search terms we get a ton of direct activity…meaning that we have a mess of fans to date. Give yourselves a big Arseneo Hall whoop whoop. Without further ado…I have two gems for you:

1. Bitchin’ femullet at Quizno’s

2. Airbrushed bitchin’ sorcerer on a bitchin’ late-model Chevy

Hell. I will even photoshop the details into better view

This is how we chill from ‘06 until…happy Wednesday gang.

Brian Schweitzer’s bolo-tied-up smarmy ass just gained a level of respect in Swaniachi’s book. I hate partisan politics somewhat less than I hate blind belief sets…draw your own opinion. Guvnah’ Schweitzah’Chalk one up to logic. Keep in mind that even though his figures were vague, Brian does hold a masters degree in soil science from MSU. Roger Koopman is a ultra-conservative thirty year local hack politician who doesn’t trust the Internet and its “hate blogs.” Fuck you anyway, Roger. I do like how the show of hands came into play…not enough shows of hands anymore.

Get fucking real.

With only about ten of seventeen million dollars raised for the library project, the library foundation is resorting to this means of transporting books across town. I really question why a thousand odd townies would show up to do this. I don’t know.

Put yourself in the shoes of the dating clip editor charged with the task of slapping this beauty together… Yep, he sure pulls out the fact that his anime hero has an extremely cute alien girlfriend. Form a line ladies.

Senatorial Candidate Challenges Opponent To Drop Out Of Race September 26, 2006 | Issue 42•39 HELENA, MT—As Montana’s Senate race heats up in its final weeks, Democrat Jon Tester has challenged his opponent, incumbent Republican Conrad Burns, to prove his commitment to his principles and to the people of Montana by dropping out of the race. “You have said time and again, Mr. Burns, that small governments best serve society,” said Tester during a speech before a prominent cattle-ranching group Monday. “If you believe what you say, then I challenge you: Prove your convictions by dropping out of this race, or be known as another politician who refuses to live by his word.” Burns responded to the challenge by issuing a counter-challenge calling upon his rival to limit all campaign spending from now until election night to zero. I project that it is all done but the crying for Ol’ Burnsie.

Is this Grant?

For some reason unbeknown yet to Grif and me, we were not able to view bouncerblog.com’s stats last week. Kyle came through (as usual) and we are good to go with the primary application that we both seem to check most often. In the lapse from the seventeenth to the twenty fifth, we seem to have had four search term hits for the phrase “overall hot pants”…I will let you grab that visual and run with it.

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Big shout out to college humor for this one…make sure you have some volume I know this joke is played out, but this jackass is definitely bouncerblog.com material

I spotted this dandy of a vehicle in the Home Depot parking lot this afternoon. I think we need to track the owner down for a photo-op. Picture Grif in this little pistol shooter. Ahh.

With oil below $65 bucks a barrel, we are bound to see some cheaper fuel in the not to distant future. I hope gas prices drop just to spite this asshole…imagine crawling into this diminutive piece of shit every morning. Or better yet borrowing the parents effeminate lime green three wheeled car for the big date. Or trying to skirt Bozeman Pass in January…two wheel action…goin’ huntin'?