If I did believe in God, I believe God would be giving the owner of this SUV cancer or bad crops.

I am sort of confused here…is this a penitent cowboy Calvin? Maybe if penitent cowboy Calvin was peeing on Satan or a Chevrolet bow tie I would be more impressed.

Remember that episode of Saved by the Bell when Zack Morris aka Preppy had the fast-talking teacher from the Micro Machines commercial who was apparently also a plumber? Well anyhow, Zack and Screech head to the bathroom and crank on the sinks, flush the toilets, and call the teacher to distract him…using a phone identical to this monster.

Well their ruse fails and Jesse Spano ends up writing so fast that smoke erupts from her test. I do not believe Screech’s robot made an appearance.

Bring on the affidavits.

Hey…I know ladies…to hell with the guys…we are wearing our funny looking sweaters out on the town…sure, it may in fact be before noon on a Wednesday, but hey lets turn some heads.

It is August ninth for Baby Jesus’ sake…lose the severely outdated fashion stats grlz

I’ll take your traffic, asswipes.

Pack your bags…we are heading to Appalachian State <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/pVENWl8uBeg" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I stumbled across these pics on cnn.com. They are pretty remarkable.

These were taken from a Hezbollah-laden suburb of Beirut on the twelfth and twenty-second of July respectfully. Seeing as how there have been thousands of pounds more explosives dropped on the joint in the past two weeks, and moreover that the US plans to let Israel pound on these fuckers for at least another week before anything happens, I can only imagine that this is only a glimpse at the wreckage. Good thing Canadians are pretty much just beer drinking funny talkers.

I think I am definitely bound to wind up on Cops. Is that show still on? Anyhow, for the second Sunday in a row I ended up getting pulled over while shirtless. This week ended up better than last, resulting in a measly point-free speeding ticket. I would take that over another trip downtown any day. Or week. Since I am mostly sure nobody checks bb anymore, Kyle included, here is a poorly rendered pic for my viewing pleasure.

Yep. I was arrested this weekend.