I’ll take your traffic, asswipes.

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I stumbled across these pics on cnn.com. They are pretty remarkable.

These were taken from a Hezbollah-laden suburb of Beirut on the twelfth and twenty-second of July respectfully. Seeing as how there have been thousands of pounds more explosives dropped on the joint in the past two weeks, and moreover that the US plans to let Israel pound on these fuckers for at least another week before anything happens, I can only imagine that this is only a glimpse at the wreckage. Good thing Canadians are pretty much just beer drinking funny talkers.

I think I am definitely bound to wind up on Cops. Is that show still on? Anyhow, for the second Sunday in a row I ended up getting pulled over while shirtless. This week ended up better than last, resulting in a measly point-free speeding ticket. I would take that over another trip downtown any day. Or week. Since I am mostly sure nobody checks bb anymore, Kyle included, here is a poorly rendered pic for my viewing pleasure.

Yep. I was arrested this weekend.

On my way home from work I spotted a) A late model accord, minus rear passenger window, with a “gone to race in a better place” Earnhardt memorial window cling, and b) A dude on a Segway I looked into Segways last week as a matter of fact. Though (already?) obscure, the sumbitches still go for at least three g’s on eBay. Maybe I get a fixer-upper and throw a set of Earnhardt wings on the side. Sorry for the lack of photos by the way…I managed to lose my LG yesterday at work.

Throw in the Cha Cha Slide and flush a grand down the goddam toilet and that is about that.

I enjoy looking at an alpaca with a funny hair-do.

I enjoy when Voy crawls into a small space…

…and throws up the “M”

I enjoy going to gun shows, and therein seeing ponytails of this aggressive nature.

I still enjoy this lil’ dude’s mullet.

I enjoy eating sandwiches that are as long as my shoulders are wide.

I don’t enjoy alpacas as much as the girl to the right of the pictured alpaca, however.

Steph, Megs, and I stumbled across this sumbitch at Canyon Ferry this weekend…sometime after a swimming competition that my landlocked ass won. Hurray.

This is about a six foot bull snake, minus head. I bravely managed to break the things neck, and then to decapitate it with my Wal-Mart purchased, four dollar machete. Thuggish ruggish. I think the blade is still in the Codymeister’s boat, and that my odds of seeing it again are slim.