This post is pretty much for John Swanson and Matt Zignego. Look what I found in my hand at the Legion. Sixteen delicious ounces…

My favorite Old Style moments were in Wrigley a few years back. Go Cubs! My only other experience involved Ziggy, a hastily made “Fuck Wall Drug” sign, an overnight drive across the Midwest, and an upended chew spitter. Perhaps Zig’s Mom’s Meatloaf CD as well. Go Loaf! I was under the impression that the Rocky Mountain states were out of Old Style’s territory. Maybe this is an omen that ‘06 will be all Cubby Bears.

So Grif, J-Lo, and I all admitted to our spastic tendancies regarding video games. I can aver that I had at least enough class to pick my poisons. Enjoy the video.

Either Kendall or Owen? Shit Grif, at least the two of us have age on our side or we too might have been embarassed by this bad boy. I can eliminate the Budewitz household as the scene of this crime…Biddy would have spent less time throwing gifts and more time arranging them.

Either we are having less fun these days, or we are forgetting to document our antics for the site. I am guessing the later is the case, as per Josh’s blood alcohol test. And this photo.

This was the result of Cody, Biddy, NateDawgg, and much PBR hanging out all night a few weekends ago. As far as I can recall, Biddy showed up with Ryan’s clippers, and there you have it. I gave Cody a Mr. T do for a short time…unfortunately my cellular phone photography skills seemed to have been slightly compromised. Anyhow…that is old news. Lets get some content.

First off…I am still unable to locate the correct driver to get my (new) wireless adapter up and running. Don’t hold your breath, but I may soon be blasting around town with a big ass dipole antenna on my roof wardriving. Put that shit on a geek test. Secondly, and perhaps more entertaining to most, I have uploaded some photos to my facebook account. You can check them out w/out logging in here. Jamaica Photos. Grif and I have been spitballing ideas regarding our photo gallery, so this is a quick fix of sorts. Enjoy.

This could easily be a clip of Grif. Or of me. Or of Josh. X-mas with bouncerblog.comMake sure you have the volume up and enjoy.

Q) What do you do when you are traveling abroad and find your self quare in the middle of a racket? The maid accuses your traveling mates of stealing a woven tissue holder? The security guard lets a burglar into your vista? A) You suggest to Russ that he upper deck the mother fuckers.

Lordhavemercy.

After a long day of getting robbed, blasting a dude in the head with a haymaker clear from Montana, and getting robbed once again, I personally like to throw my feet up and crack into a cool Swizzle.

J-Swizzle in the place to be.

Lordhavemercy

Walking on sea water riddled tile steps with a belly full of overproof rum (rum and butt) may or may not result in a hematoma in Jamaica.

Lordhavemercy.

See you all in a week. I hope I run across a live connection on my travels, but if not…

Ol’ Bird Flu and I will catch up with you all in about a week.

This is courtesy of the Bozeman Daily Chronicle. I hope this is a sign that they re-hired the old police report author…these things used to be hilarious. **“Two men on West College Street were pushing each other and yelling. Officers stopped them. They said they were really good friends and that their method of communication was normal in their home country.”**Where are these dudes from? I want to visit. My favorite of all time was the report that a bear was “cited” outside of town. I hope they provided the bear legal counsel.