Try these gems on for size, will you. Keeping it simple for our elementary school level patrons, Natedawgg was in Mexico; D was drunk as two skunks on Thursday. I hope HatShop and Grif get jiggy with the photojournalism tonight…it ought to be interesting.

What a week! I just got back to town after one hell of a vacation. I was almost too busy to celebrate the birth of Jesus of Nazareth, which coincidentally falls very near to the winter solstice. Whatever. I started by getting back together with the ol’ gang from high school. Not much has changed for the most part. Then Griff and ShirtShopTony did some cool ballooning. Lastly. upon arriving back to Bozeman I swung down to the Legion to check the schedule only to find the ‘Hoff enjoying a cocktail. Mitch Buchanan himself. David was nice enough to pose for a quick picture before ordering another Gui Thai.

This is my *first attempt at animation. Not bad for twenty odd minutes of work. It turns out that the Photoshop help index is useful. Here is my projected regression of Daryl’s facial hair as he moves from his current stage of life to that of a Montana Fish and Game warden. This tool may usher in a whole new level of obscurity for bouncerblog.com. You are all welcome.

which of these things is like the others…which of these things is not the same… *hint: the urinals are different

This is quite straightforward. Here are three members of the Morrison Militia enjoying the space bag. This shot may help to explain what led to the HatShop (ShirtShop?) Dance Party ‘05 Tony had plated over a dozen Jell-o shots. I think he *ate them all.

**Update:**I figured out how to convert the Hatshop videos! You are now free to download them all and share them with your friends! (keep in mind that the quality is poor and the sound is totally screwed, but you will get the general idea) Hatshop 1Hatshop 2Hatshop 3

bouncerblog.com would like to take the time to introduce a few fine products: Fantastico! floor cleaner and Smucker’s Sugar Free Maple Syrup. Fantastico! esta buenisimo! The syrup gets my endorsement after I powered through half of a bottle of the stuff last night during my consuming of four pancakes, four bacon slices, two eggs, breakfast potatoes (??), and HatShop’s French toast.

This is what a bouncerblog.com sanctioned vacation is like… Catch you guys this weekend.

I am Vegas bound tomorrow afternoon and quite excited to be getting out of town for a while. Between my retarded text message fighting with Paige, the Tony/Katie saga, and Grant getting popped in the mouth at the Izar Bizar…I think I am ready to blow off some steam at the roulette table. Dave and I are probably going to be the two coolest dudes in Nevada. I expect to be kicking it with b-list celebs, Martin Mull and Frankie Munez and so forth. Maybe Johnny Fairplay will be hanging out. Anyhow Hot or Not is new. Check it out. This weekend was not all bad. We did manage to add to our ladies room photo collection. It turns out that Bouncer Bob aka the Notorious B.O.B is actually a fairly photogenic guy. Who would have thought? I know this shit is stupid, but we honestly get a kick out of doing it. And Bob looks nearly as gigantic as the chick in our photo gallery. Also of note, I also think that giving grown men wine coolers is about the side-splittenest thing a person can do. This is Mark chugging a Bahama Mama, in doubt so pinky out. As fate would have it, the snow on Mark’s back porch had a pink hue to it on the morning following this episode. Maybe the only thing funnier than a guy chugging Bahama Mama’s is a guy vomiting Bahama Mama’s. Big shout out to Griff and his board game double date last night. Thumbs up. The last order of business involves our second confirmed “hater” of bouncerblog.com. I know we have disappointed a few people, and apparently brought one to tears by letting Shama do his thing in the gallery. I think Grant is honestly offended by his lack of recognition on the site, so here you go. Nerd. I am toying with the idea of taking my laptop on the trip to keep folks posted as to what sort of trouble Dave and I cause. Perhaps I could create a chart to log my Wells Fargo balance…who knows. Frankie Munez and I watching the pirate show at Treasure Island?

It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time! Now where you at? Now there you go! Family Guy