Shitty Photoshop is the best Photoshop

I think I can wish you all a happy new year without offending any readers, so there you go. BartenderNicole, ShirtShop and I ran our asses off last night and succeeded in providing Bozeman with a great deal of hangovers. Just a few quick pics from the night:

The first two show the brothers Morrison getting jiggy w/ a fine bottle of sparkling wine. ***I think I may try to throw “jiggy” in my posts until we see it in our search key word list. And often. ***

The large pic pretty much sums up my style behind the bar. I serve dudes to the point of unconsciousness and then have fun at their expense. This photo was snapped at ten p.m. Also, I stumbled across this video clip last week. I have neither heard nor used the term pecker head in fifteen years, but that is precisely what comes to mind. Enjoy.

Try these gems on for size, will you.

Keeping it simple for our elementary school level patrons, Natedawgg was in Mexico; D was drunk as two skunks on Thursday. I hope HatShop and Grif get jiggy with the photojournalism tonight…it ought to be interesting.

What a week! I just got back to town after one hell of a vacation. I was almost too busy to celebrate the birth of Jesus of Nazareth, which coincidentally falls very near to the winter solstice. Whatever. I started by getting back together with the ol’ gang from high school. Not much has changed for the most part.

Then Griff and ShirtShopTony did some cool ballooning.

Lastly. upon arriving back to Bozeman I swung down to the Legion to check the schedule only to find the ‘Hoff enjoying a cocktail. Mitch Buchanan himself. David was nice enough to pose for a quick picture before ordering another Gui Thai.

This is my *first attempt at animation. Not bad for twenty odd minutes of work. It turns out that the Photoshop help index is useful. Here is my projected regression of Daryl’s facial hair as he moves from his current stage of life to that of a Montana Fish and Game warden. This tool may usher in a whole new level of obscurity for bouncerblog.com. You are all welcome.

which of these things is like the others…which of these things is not the same…

*hint: the urinals are different

This is quite straightforward. Here are three members of the Morrison Militia enjoying the space bag.

This shot may help to explain what led to the HatShop (ShirtShop?) Dance Party ‘05

Tony had plated over a dozen Jell-o shots. I think he *ate them all.

**Update:**I figured out how to convert the Hatshop videos! You are now free to download them all and share them with your friends! (keep in mind that the quality is poor and the sound is totally screwed, but you will get the general idea) Hatshop 1Hatshop 2Hatshop 3

bouncerblog.com would like to take the time to introduce a few fine products: Fantastico! floor cleaner and Smucker’s Sugar Free Maple Syrup. Fantastico! esta buenisimo!

The syrup gets my endorsement after I powered through half of a bottle of the stuff last night during my consuming of four pancakes, four bacon slices, two eggs, breakfast potatoes (??), and HatShop’s French toast.

This is what a bouncerblog.com sanctioned vacation is like…

Catch you guys this weekend.